This comes from my friend John:
From: "John B. Lockhart" <loc...@e...>
To: dan...@k... (Dan Bornstein)
Subject: ...?
Date: Mon, 30 Jan 1995 22:21:32 -0500 (EST)
A Saturn rocket with a lightning rod and a NASA painter who feels his
artistic expression is being cramped painting US flags... >nope!<
An extraordinarily fat pencil with a Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers
logo on the side, modified just enough to avoid copyright infringement
lawsuits... >nope!<
The IBM tower in Atlanta, GA, as originally drawn by the architect
they *didn't* go with... >nope!<
Something an Egyptologist would spend years studying if it were found
around the neck of something dead in north Africa... >nope!<
A milk carton used for lack of anything nearer to hasten the demise
of a threateningly large spider... >hmmm...<