Milk: What the logo isn't

This comes from my friend John:

From: "John B. Lockhart" <loc...@e...>
To: dan...@k... (Dan Bornstein)
Subject: ...?
Date: Mon, 30 Jan 1995 22:21:32 -0500 (EST)

A Saturn rocket with a lightning rod and a NASA painter who feels his
  artistic expression is being cramped painting US flags...  >nope!<

An extraordinarily fat pencil with a Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers
  logo on the side, modified just enough to avoid copyright infringement
  lawsuits...  >nope!<

The IBM tower in Atlanta, GA, as originally drawn by the architect
  they *didn't* go with...  >nope!<

Something an Egyptologist would spend years studying if it were found
  around the neck of something dead in north Africa...  >nope!<

A milk carton used for lack of anything nearer to hasten the demise
  of a threateningly large spider...  >hmmm...<