"Before I read the Wall O' Shame, my vocabulary was small. Now, it's big."
-Satisfied customer Alan Asper

This is my attempt to characterize the erosion of our world by displaying true stories and tidbits that are just too nonlinear.

Normal Shamefulness

• 90% Body Odor
• Albert de Salvo
• Anarchy In Action
• Appropriate use of Gorecki's Third
• Barbeque Wings
• Gorilla Suits
• Breast Reduction?
• Dial M For Mother
• Eat Your Words
• Evolution In Action
• Excessive Ejaculation
• Hi, Hitler!
• Hot Kinky Moose Action
• Immortality
• “Just Do It”
• Koch Is It
• Lucky Dog
• Not Even A Dead Heat
• Not the Intended Sacrifice
• NRA Logic
• Permanent Guest
• Pumping
• A Sticky Crime
• A Vapid Death

Shameful Treatises

(longer stuff)

• Conspiracy
• Government Surplus
• Heavy Boots
• I Want My Two Dollars
• Just A Drop In The Bucket
• Little Gray Men
• My Life As An International Arms Courier
• Nutrition and Health
• Smokers' Rites
• Snake-Bitten
• Some People Will Try Anything
• What Not To Write On Your Security Clearance Form

Visual Shamefulness

(actual printed items from the real world)

• The “Bruce” Font
• Legal In All 50 States!
• Waterproof Home
• Would You Like Fries With That?
• Your Tax Dollars At Work