Anything's a Euphemism

I don't think I'm the originator of this axiom, but I don't think I've ever seen it put down in writing before:

You can turn any statement of action into a sexual euphemism simply by adding the phrase "if you know what I mean" to the end of statement.

I derive great amusement by using this fact, in particular, on IRC. Here's the latest example, a particularly good one:

* caitlinb slips Happy, Texas into the VCR
<danfuzz> ...if you know what I mean

But even the most mundane statements work, too. Go ahead, try it.