From: The...@a...
To: d...@milk.com
Subject: Milk Experience
Date: Mon, 13 Oct 1997 19:49:12 -0400 (EDT)
Dear Dan,
Just a quick note to relate a recent milk experience, appropriatte perhaps
for the next round of "Got Milk" commercials.
The Setting:
A Boys Scouts Camporee in Central Florida (Apopka), I mean the works, 6 dens
with about 100 kids at an outdoors remote camp. Early Evening (sun already
set).
The Event: A Box Oven contest.
I got picked to "judge" the event as a special guest with 2 other "lucky"
adults. We get blindfolded so we can not see what we are eating and avoid
biased judgement towards a particular den. The goodies come out, you can
smell them but you can't see them. An enthusistic young man sticks a
sponfull of some gooky stuff in my mounth. My taste buds race to figure out
what the hec..., while my throat goes into autonomous choke. I struggle
against autonomous impulses to "blow chunks", swallow, and try my hardest to
crack a smile. Here comes the second spoonfull of God knows what as the
second den of scouts hollers and cheers. A gooey mess of brownie tasting
matter, at this point only one thought races through my mind: GOT MILK?!?
