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Milk Experiment #61: Warmest Regards

Editor's Note: This interaction convinced me to add an extra bit of clarification to the feedback page, so that the justificatory wiggle-room that Shayla used in her final blow, not-quite-accurate though it was, would no longer exist at all.

Other FAQ references: Milk Experiment #13, Milk Experiment #30, Milk Experiment #48

See also: Milk Experiment #36

From: "Shayla Rae Enzler" <sha...@a...>
To: <danfuzz@milk.com>
Subject: 
Date: Sat, 6 Jul 2002 16:09:29 -0700

My step mom told me that drinking milk could cause you to have pnemonia (or
however you spell it) and she also said it could cause cancer. Is that
true?


From: "Shayla Rae Enzler" <sha...@a...>
To: <danfuzz@milk.com>
Subject: 
Date: Sat, 6 Jul 2002 16:11:09 -0700

On the website, on the "FAQ", the answer to all of the questions is moo. I
think that's pretty pathetic.


From: Dan Bornstein <danfuzz@milk.com>
Date: Mon, 8 Jul 2002 20:09:29 -0700
To: "Shayla Rae Enzler" <sha...@a...>
Subject: Re: (no subject)

>On the website, on the "FAQ", the answer to all of 
>the questions is moo. I think that's pretty pathetic.

So, after insulting me, do you still expect an answer about cancer and
stuff?

Warmest regards,

-dan


From: "Shayla Rae Enzler" <sha...@a...>
To: Dan Bornstein <danfuzz@milk.com>
Subject: Re: (no subject)
Date: Mon, 8 Jul 2002 20:58:41 -0700

I'm sorry about that but I just think that you should put the real answer on
the questions instead of moo because the people ask those questions for a
reason and want the answer. That's just my opinion. Will you please answer
my questions? My friend wanted to know the answer because she and her family
drink a lot of milk.

                   -Shayla
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From: Dan Bornstein <danfuzz@milk.com>
Date: Thu, 11 Jul 2002 12:05:46 -0700
To: "Shayla Rae Enzler" <sha...@a...>
Subject: Re: (no subject)

>Will you please answer my questions?

Is there something in particular on the website that made you believe I might
know the answer to such questions?

Curiously yours,

-dan


From: "Shayla Rae Enzler" <sha...@a...>
To: "Dan Bornstein" <danfuzz@milk.com>
Subject: Re: (no subject)
Date: Thu, 11 Jul 2002 13:33:04 -0700

Why are you sending me slightly rude emails? I said I was sorry for
insulting you. If you don't know the answer to the questions, then don't
even email me anymore because I don't need you to be rude to me for asking a
simple question. If you do know he answer, why don't you just answer it and
I won't keep bothering you about it.

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From: Dan Bornstein <danfuzz@milk.com>
Date: Thu, 11 Jul 2002 13:55:44 -0700
To: "Shayla Rae Enzler" <sha...@a...>
Subject: Re: (no subject)

>If you don't know the answer to the questions, then don't even email me
>anymore because I don't need you to be rude to me for asking a simple
>question.

Fair enough, though I think I was being reasonably polite, even though I
didn't answer the original question. My point was that, by looking at my
site, it's be pretty easy to tell that I'm not the right person to ask
medical questions. I'm truly sorry if I've upset you, and, if I have, I
hope you feel better soon.

Best of luck,

-dan


From: "Shayla Rae Enzler" <sha...@a...>
To: "Dan Bornstein" <danfuzz@milk.com>
Subject: Re: (no subject)
Date: Thu, 11 Jul 2002 13:55:29 -0700

I'm sorry too. But on the site, it said if you have any questions, please
email you so I did. And see what I get in return? I accept your apology.

                         Shayla
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