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Milk Experiment #43: Sponsored By Milk

From: Jeremy Botto <JBo...@e...>
To: danfuzz@milk.com
Subject: Need a sponsor, please help.
Date: Fri, 7 Sep 2001 11:46:28 -0700 (PDT)

Greetings Dan,

My name is Jeremy Botto and I am a Disk Jocky in need of equipment.  I have
been playing for a long time, but my old equipment has gone missing at a
party.  I see that you are sponsored by milk, and I would like to be
sponsored by them too.  If you think they would hook me up with some DJing
equip, I have a place to play and a reason to play there.  Please call me,
or have them give me a call at (530)-[...] or write me back because I
need help.  Thank you friend.

Sincerely,
DJ EverLand
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From: Dan Bornstein <danfuzz@milk.com>
Date: Fri, 7 Sep 2001 16:01:42 -0700 (PDT)
To: Jeremy Botto <JBo...@e...>
Subject: Re: Need a sponsor, please help.

>I see that you are sponsored by milk, and I would like to be sponsored by
>them too.

I have a lifetime exclusive contract as the sole DJ supported by milk.com.
Sorry. I hear that suck.com is looking to expand their horizons, though.
Good luck.

-dan


From: Jeremy Botto <JBo...@e...>
To: Dan Bornstein <danfuzz@milk.com>
Subject: Re: Need a sponsor, please help.
Date: Sun, 9 Sep 2001 18:59:38 -0700 (PDT)

You seem to be mistaken.  I am a microphone crusher that D.J.'s for my own
band, and you appear to be a D.J. as well!  I want to challange you!  And I
want milk to sponsor an EVENT called Everland 1 - Spinnout.  I think it
would be good for them because I am going to be advertizing all over the
place.  Lots of publicity.  If you're interested in testing your skills
against other Disk Jockies accross the nation write me back, Dan!  Because
you never know who's best until you've battled the West.

M.C. Robottone
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From: Dan Bornstein <danfuzz@milk.com>
Date: Mon, 10 Sep 2001 17:33:38 -0700 (PDT)
To: Jeremy Botto <JBo...@e...>
Subject: Re: Need a sponsor, please help.

>You seem to be mistaken.

I am totally sure that my current sponsor is absolutely committed to me and
my artistic stylings. They are taking the approach of going after the
subterranian audience, with long-term prospects. When noise-listening Gen
X'ers and Lost Generation kids start popping the pups, milk will be firmly
implanted as a cultural (no longer subcultural) undercurrent, and it will
totally rule.

But I've said too much already.

Again, good luck,

-dan