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Milk Experiment #3: Use Hanson

From: DOUG KILGOUR <dcs...@s...>
To: danfuzz@milk.com
Subject: milk
Date: Tue, 26 Aug 1997 15:48:09 -0400

We heard that Hanson was in one of the milk advertisements and we would
like to no more about that. Have you ever met Hanson because I sure want 
to. My friend and I love to drink milk.  Because we believe that it
makes your bones nice and strong.  We need that because we take boxing
lessons every wednesday night.     P.S please send us some cartons of
milk.
please write back and tell use information about Hanson.


To: dcs...@s...
Subject: Re: milk

>We heard that Hanson was in one of the milk advertisements and we would
>like to no more about that.

"No more about it"? So you aren't pleased with the results? We thought
he looked quite fetching. Milk moustaches are *so* suave. The folks
around the office here actually put them on as makeup--the girls *and*
the guys too! We hope it'll catch on.

>Have you ever met Hanson because I sure want to.

Well, despite his good looks, or perhaps because of them, he has a bit
of an attitude problem. If I weren't so polite, I'd even go so far as
to call him an a***ole.

>My friend and I love to drink milk.  Because we believe that it
>makes your bones nice and strong.  We need that because we take boxing
>lessons every wednesday night.

Actually, there are studies that show that too much calcium can
actually decrease bone mass, so don't go too crazy drinking the stuff.
Also, you should realize that you can get a "milk belly" about as
easily as a "beer belly."

>P.S please send us some cartons of milk.

Oh come on now--buy them yourself! We're not a charity. We want to
take your hard-earned money.

>please write back and tell use information about Hanson.

"Use information about Hanson"? Well you can use him in many ways.
Again, I'm too polite to go into too much detail.

-dan

PS: Did you actually look very closely at milk.com before sending
mail?