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Milk Experiment #28: Several Inches Taller

Other height enhancement advice: Milk Experiment #58, Milk Experiment #62

From: HER...@p...
To: <danfuzz@milk.com>
Subject: can you grow!
Date: Sat, 17 Feb 2001 12:02:36 -0800

I am very concerned about the milk growth.By any chance do you know how much
   taller   people can grow when they drink a cup of milk?



 Thank you,
         Celeste


From: Dan Bornstein <danfuzz@milk.com>
Date: Sat, 17 Feb 2001 13:15:01 -0800 (PST)
To: HER...@p...
Subject: Re: can you grow!

>I am very concerned about the milk growth.By any chance do you know how much
>   taller   people can grow when they drink a cup of milk?

According to the latest scientific research, simply drinking one cup of
milk in one's entire lifetime has almost no discernible effect on one's
height, except if one is violently allergic to milk. However, if you
take *two* cups of milk, and tape them to the bottoms of your shoes,
you instantly get several inches taller (or however high the cups are).
But you might be better off just buying platform shoes.

I hope this helps.

-dan